Tag Archives: Humor


His first day and Simon was late. He jabbed the button on the elevator. “Close, damn it, close!” It stopped at the next floor, doors opened, and no one waited. Simon rolled his eyes. He mashed the button, his thumb turning white.

Finally, he reached the sixth floor and exploded from the stupid, archaic technology. Continue reading Oversight


Plants Channel

Daisy was stoked to be a contestant for “Ninja Gardeners” on Plants Channel. She’s DVR’d every show hosted by Goody Morning. When she walked out for the introduction, she was as nervous as a squirrel on a leash, her smile so awkard it screamed artificial.

Goody explained the contestants’ challenge. “You are to design a sunny urban garden Continue reading Plants Channel